Shari-Vadamee

 You're sitting on the couch with your long-time boyfriend, Aiden Turner. You two are currently playing Halo Reach, elite slayer mode. You're an elite, itself, colored white and teal. He's a spartan, colored black and red. Both of your characters are weilding battle rifles, but you have an energy sword too, and he has a plasma pistol. Your characters are Hunger Games-ing it out in a valley, both at nine kills. Whoever kills the other next wins the game. Determination sets in, and you two continue to fight. "I'm gonna win," you tell him. "Yeah, right," he says. You distract him with a kiss, and then kill him. That's the tenth kill. You w